Morris is impossible. He hurts me. He makes me cry out with pain. I can't have a glass of water on the table next to me. He sleeps on my mouse. He chews on the mouse cable. I want him to sleep until I tell him to wake up. I want him to play and pounce when I tell him to. Yes. I do. He is really testing my patience. And then he nestles in my lap and starts purring and he's the sweetest thing. Like so innocent and so well meaning. Adorable. I love watching him run around. I love it when he slides [...]